Showing posts with label Morrison. Show all posts
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Morrison & Reddick: Still Bad Blood



Adam Morrison and JJ Reddick were the talk of college basketball last year at this time. ESPN and CBS were swingin from their nuts all year long. And all the player of the year talk made me wanna puke. One year later and there's still bad blood between the two. They are both such huge competitors. The only difference now is they are both rich and they are chasing after another trophy. And now their battle is off the court. This is the true test of manhood: Who can pull the hottest tail?

And the winner is...

Morrison. That chick with Reddick looks like she has a lazy eye. And I'm sure she thinks his lavender shirt is cute. The fact that Morrison pulls that kind of tail with the nasty porno stache gives him the overwhelming advantage.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Tourney Time: Zags Round 1

DJ White was dominant in the second half and Roderick Wilmont's six three pointers ended the toughest season in Mark Few's career as head coach at GU. Not having Heytvelt was huge for the Zags. Neither Mallon, Kuso or Pendergraft could handle DJ White in the post. Here's a bit from the Spokesman Review:

"Plagued by bad shooting, poor decision-making, untimely turnovers, a baffling lack of energy and Indiana's solid defensive pressure, the Bulldogs wrote a rather uninspired ending to a crazily uneven basketball season, falling to the Hoosiers 70-57 in what proved to be the final game for seniors Derek Raivio and Sean Mallon.

The 10th-seeded Zags, who led once – and briefly, at that – never found any kind of offensive rhythm against seventh-seeded IU, shooting a season-low 33.9 percent (19 of 56) from the field, missing far too many close-range gimmes and turning the ball over 13 times."

But at least we didn't have to see Adam Morrison break down and cry again. What a pussy.