I Hate Clay Bennett

Clay Bennett is a real piece of shit.

Here he is pictured with his "boy-toy" David Stern. The City of Seattle vs. the Sonics case just got underway yesteday. And today Mr. Bennett took the stand and sounded like the rich jack-ass that he truely is. From ESPN:

Under questioning from city of Seattle lawyer Paul Lawrence, Bennett said the $65 million the team could lose if forced to honor the remaining two years of its KeyArena lease is significant but "would not significantly alter" his family's lifestyle.

What a pompous prick! $65 million is nothing to this guy. All he wants is the same thing he wanted when he bought the team: To steal the Sonics and take them to OK City. I hope he chokes on some tumbleweed.

Sonics Dance Team Profile: Staci

This week's Sonics Dance Team girl is the lovely Staci. I've actually met Staci through a promotion at Pizza Hut. She and another Dance Team member delivered me a pizza one Sunday afternoon. Talk about a big surprise. I just got done taking three giant bong hits when the doorbell rang. When I opened up the door I had no clue what was going on. Two pretty girls wearing Sonics green and Gold were handing me my meatlovers and breadsticks. I ran upstairs and grabbed my camera and the pic is below.

I also know a couple friends at work that know Staci. They tell me that she lives a sort of double-life. I don't want to start any rumors, but again what kind of fake-ass journalist would I be if I didn't. Word on the street is that she loves a little injection of H. A friend of my friend at work actually supplied her with her stuff. Whatever she's taking, it works. She's a firecracker!

Fat Guy Robot

Agent 0 is clutch

I was excited last night to be able to watch Gilbert Arenas play against the Sonics last night. I wanted to see Ray Allen and Agent 0 go at each other. That didn't happen because Allen sat out due to inflammation in his ankle. But Arenas didn't disappoint. He was a one man show pouring in 42 points including a running bank shot at the buzzer to sink the Sonics. I got the shot on video and here it is:


My question is why didn't the Sonics choose to double Arenas on that last possession? I think it has to do with the fact that coach Bob Hill is an idiot. This from the Seattle Times:

"Sonics coach Bob Hill said he didn't want to double-team Arenas to get the ball out of his hands, because Arenas could have passed to an open player."

So let me get this right. You would rather have the best player on the court take the last shot? That makes no sense. You have to make someone other than Arenas beat you. Hill will be looking for a new job soon.

Sonics Dance Team Profiles: Ali

Weekly I will profile a different member of the Sonics Dance Team. You may ask me why? Why would anyone want to know about these dancin ladies? Because they are hot, that's why. And any excuse to get more T&A on the site is ok by me.

The first lucky gal is the stunning Ali. Ali is a four year veteran of the squad. She recently signed a 4 year $14 million guaranteed contract. Wait. Sorry. She makes $20 per game and a free hot dog. She enjoys playing pool, poker, hot tubbing and reading Dr. Suess books. Not sure if she does it all at the same time, but I sure hope so. She was on the reality show The Bachelor in Paris and is a former rock-climbing instructor.

But guys watch out. I found a couple red flags in her profile. She lists Britney Spears as her favorite music artist and she loves Nascar. White trash alert!! Not listed on her profile: she can drive her house, brews her own moonshine and her boyfriend and her cousin are very closely related (they are the same person). Don't say I didn't warn you guys.

They Work Hard for their Money

Sonics vs. Pistons 3/13/07

There are three things my friend Caleb loves. Weed, chardonnay and the Sonics. Fortunately, last night we enjoyed an abundance of all three. Fun stuff.

We left work right at six and headed to Caleb's apartment to pre-funk. I decided to go with the Caleb cocktail which happens to be a $4.95 bottle of chardonnay straight out of the bottle. No wine glass. Who needs a wine glass? Fuckin yuppies.

The wine was flowing as we passed around the peace pipe and watched the pregame on TV. And let me say Kevin Calabro is the best anouncer in the NBA. And Lenny Wilkins is funny as shit. So we each finished of a bottle of chardonnay, got super Chinese eyed and headed off to the Key.

It was an exciting game. Ray Allen had a chance to tie the game with less than 10 seconds left. But just like it has been all year, the Sonics can't hit big shots in the fourth quarter. And Detroit made those shots. Chris Webber made Petro his bitch late in the game and Mr. Big Shot Billups sunk the Sonics with a late three.

Here's a few videos I took at the game. Stay tuned. Golden State on Saturday night.

Sonics Dunking Ushers Suck!!!

This is a video I took at the Sonics game a couple weeks ago. The dunking ushers start out hot and its all down hill from there. I haven't seen so many missed dunks since the whole Nate Robinson fiasco a couple years ago. Enjoy.

Sonics Post Game Reports

I've got tickets for the last 10 Sonics home games starting tonight vs. the Pistons. I will be doing post game reports on all of them focusing on what I can remember about the game the prior night. My friend Caleb has an apartment right across the street from Key Arena. So we do some serious pre-funking to try to avoid buying $50 worth of beers (three 16 ounce cans).

Caleb likes to drink a bottle of Chardonnay before the game and has had the tendancy to pass out during the 4th quarter. I will also be submitting videos of highlights and lowlights from my experiences. I hope you enjoy.