Sonics Dance Team Profile: Staci

This week's Sonics Dance Team girl is the lovely Staci. I've actually met Staci through a promotion at Pizza Hut. She and another Dance Team member delivered me a pizza one Sunday afternoon. Talk about a big surprise. I just got done taking three giant bong hits when the doorbell rang. When I opened up the door I had no clue what was going on. Two pretty girls wearing Sonics green and Gold were handing me my meatlovers and breadsticks. I ran upstairs and grabbed my camera and the pic is below.

I also know a couple friends at work that know Staci. They tell me that she lives a sort of double-life. I don't want to start any rumors, but again what kind of fake-ass journalist would I be if I didn't. Word on the street is that she loves a little injection of H. A friend of my friend at work actually supplied her with her stuff. Whatever she's taking, it works. She's a firecracker!

Sonics Dance Team Profiles: Ali

Weekly I will profile a different member of the Sonics Dance Team. You may ask me why? Why would anyone want to know about these dancin ladies? Because they are hot, that's why. And any excuse to get more T&A on the site is ok by me.

The first lucky gal is the stunning Ali. Ali is a four year veteran of the squad. She recently signed a 4 year $14 million guaranteed contract. Wait. Sorry. She makes $20 per game and a free hot dog. She enjoys playing pool, poker, hot tubbing and reading Dr. Suess books. Not sure if she does it all at the same time, but I sure hope so. She was on the reality show The Bachelor in Paris and is a former rock-climbing instructor.

But guys watch out. I found a couple red flags in her profile. She lists Britney Spears as her favorite music artist and she loves Nascar. White trash alert!! Not listed on her profile: she can drive her house, brews her own moonshine and her boyfriend and her cousin are very closely related (they are the same person). Don't say I didn't warn you guys.

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