Golf Team Wedgie Hazing Sends Georgia Student to the Emergency Room

No joke. This really happened. From Fox News:

A 13-year-old Georgia student riding a school bus received a “wedgie” during a school hazing incident so painful that his mother took him to the emergency room.

WJXT-TV reported that the boy, who wished to remain anonymous, is a member of the Charlton County High School junior varsity golf team. He was riding the bus along with varsity members, who held him upside down.

According to WJXT-TV, two older students called the boy to the back of the bus and, in addition to the wedgie, punched the 13-year-old in the groin and stomach — all as a part of an initiation ritual.

"He was bent over and couldn't hardly walk. He cried for probably 30 minutes," Carol said

"It's not funny. It went beyond being a funny little prank," Carol said. "Sometimes people don't know when enough is enough, and I think that's what happened here."

Come on Carol. You have never been a 13 year old boy. Wedgies are a rite of passage for young boys. Sorry to say but your kid is a pussy. Other kids probably got the same treatment and didn't cry for 30 minutes like a little bitch. Your whole family should be punished with ATOMIC wedgies for being related to this guy.

Sergio Didn't Spit...He Just Let it go Down

"I didn't spit. I just let it go down," said Sergio.

Just let what go down? According to Sergio it wasn't spit. I'm no doctor, but it looked alot like spit. And after reviewing the following video, it is apparent that a combination of mucus and saliva were released from his mouth into the cup. Isn't that spit? Here's the video:

Golf is a frustrating sport. I know from experience. And I can't begin to understand how frustrating it is to lose to Tiger Woods all the time. So I've decided to give Sergio a pass on this one.

Personally, I've been so mad that I wanted to do more than spit in the cup. I'm just lucky the only person I have to duck is the course marshall. Sergio had the crowds there and the millions watching on TV. So maybe a bad choice at the time but its a better way to deal with his frustration than flinging a pitching wedge into the gallery.

Vince Young Fixed the Miss USA Contest

OK. I'll admit it. I watched some of the Miss USA contest this last weekend. I'm not proud of it but it happened and I caught this little gem. It was the final question section of the pageant. Miss Tennessee, Rachel Smith, was called to the mic. Her final question was from one of the judges, Tennessee Titan quarterback Vince Young. I noticed Young and Miss Tennessee exchanging looks and a smile. She nailed the question and went on to become the new Miss USA.

Does this sound like a fix at all? Mr. Tennessee Vince Young is one of the judges and Miss Tennessee comes away with the crown? There's definitely a conflict of interest here. My prediction is they will wait a few months and then come out as a couple. I can't say I'd do it any different than Young did. Perhaps I'd fornicate with as many states as possible first, but who's saying he didn't do that too. Lucky fucker.

Sonics Dance Team Profile: Staci

This week's Sonics Dance Team girl is the lovely Staci. I've actually met Staci through a promotion at Pizza Hut. She and another Dance Team member delivered me a pizza one Sunday afternoon. Talk about a big surprise. I just got done taking three giant bong hits when the doorbell rang. When I opened up the door I had no clue what was going on. Two pretty girls wearing Sonics green and Gold were handing me my meatlovers and breadsticks. I ran upstairs and grabbed my camera and the pic is below.

I also know a couple friends at work that know Staci. They tell me that she lives a sort of double-life. I don't want to start any rumors, but again what kind of fake-ass journalist would I be if I didn't. Word on the street is that she loves a little injection of H. A friend of my friend at work actually supplied her with her stuff. Whatever she's taking, it works. She's a firecracker!